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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Local tidbits

A few things of note in the Washington City Paper this week. First, there's the Loose Lips column on Mayor Williams' bizarre recent blog entry, in which he proclaims his reliance on Christian faith to get him through the daily trials of being the city's #1 sellout corporate shaft-waxer. Andrew brought this to my attention initially in the hopes (I think) that I would put some amusing M.A. spin on it, but honestly... this shit parodies itself. And LL does a good job, particularly with the Williams/Job comparison chart.

Then there's this guy, who, when he's not running around the city obsessively removing Borf graffiti, almost certainly sits at home shooting genetic globs onto his bedroom wall Happiness-style.

And lastly, there's a great little article on Joe Bussard, who is one of the most amazing figures in the history of American music/archivism/record collecting (take your pick). I've read bits about him before, though this piece probably contains more details than I had picked up previously. In addition to running the Fonotone label (which, among things, was responsible for the first recordings of now-legendary local guitarist John Fahey), Bussard has amassed a collection of 25,000 78rpm records; he is the go-to guy on the early years of recorded American country, blues, gospel, etc., and displays a wonderful curmudgeonly contrarianism to boot. Thanks goodness for music fanatics. Excerpt:

Certainly the Fonotone set demonstrates something that doesn’t always shine through on the more scholarly releases drawn from his collection: that he has a hell of a sense of humor about his situation as a man who dwells in what’s essentially an alternate universe—a place where rock ’n’ roll never became the music of teenage rebellion, the Weems String Band was never forgotten, and a few fake hillbilly records can somehow be an expression of authenticity.

“It was nothing really put on—it was just the way we played,” Bussard insists, before launching into another rant about the debased state of contemporary culture. “There’s no comedy anymore. They took all the good comedy off the TV—Laurel and Hardy, W.C. Fields, those kind of guys, y’know. The Three Stooges are about the only thing left. And the only ones that are any good are the ones with Curly.”

Bussard stopped doing Fonotone in 1970, when 78 blanks got too expensive and “you couldn’t even buy a decent cutting stylus.” Though he still records cassettes for 50 cents a song and shares his collection on weekly radio shows for stations across the South and mid-Atlantic, he doesn’t go record-hunting as much as he used to, either. “I don’t go any long distances anymore, because if it says ‘old records,’ you get there and it’s LPs,” Bussard says, fairly spitting the last word. “Perry Como, Doris Day, that kind of crap.

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An almost worthwhile life

I just got some mail from my college that includes updates on what some of my '00 classmates have been up to. One of them writes that since receiving her master's in aerospace engineering, she's worked for Boeing on a variety of "defense" programs. She confesses: "I almost feel guilty getting paid to watch fighter jets fly around all day."

To which I would say: don't feel guilty, dear. You're only one of many around the world who get to watch American fighter jets fly around all day.
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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Put down that Pitchfork for a minute

I might have a hookup for $20 tickets, but you should be willing to shell out $25 anyway. A Bulgarian choral folk troupe performing under the moniker Le Mystere des Voix Bulgares is coming to DC on Saturday, March 4. Recording under that name, this 24-woman ensemble won a Grammy in 1990. I found the record at Second Story Books a couple months ago, and it's amazing. You're all invited to come over and listen to it. The voicing is so clear and powerful and haunting, I can't compare it to anything else I've ever heard. There is some additional orchestration on the album, but the performance will be a capella. If any of you punks have listened to Catharsis' Passion album, then you've heard traditional Bulgarian singing in the samples in "Sabbat." For quite a while, I had no idea what the hell it was, but I thought it was incredible. Then I caught some NPR program on Bulgarian singing and got wise. Finding the Mystere record was really exciting, and I have no problem throwing down big bucks to see the group live. Seriously, let me know if you're in. All the info you need is here.
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Children's library book Title of the Day

When Grandma Came. I believe it was the long-awaited sequel to Grandpa Goes Down.

Ok, back to geopolitics...
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Svenska uber alles

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Monday, February 06, 2006

More at 11...

I've been working piecemeal on a lengthier entry about the protests surrounding the cartoons of Muhammad that I'm sure you've all heard about, but until I manage to get it in readable shape, I want to quickly ask that anyone who does not support the artists 100% to please pull their heads out of the sand. Thank you.
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Thursday, February 02, 2006

The doctor is in(sane)

Writing the "soldier" entry below led me, out of morbid curiosity, to Oprah's website. It took less than a minute to find the following gem (in the span of five short paragraphs) from Dr. Phil's "Man-ual," which aims to educate women about male sexual behavior. All emphasis is mine for comparative purposes.

As a result of the substantial differences between men and women when it comes to sex—differences that are psychosocial, biochemical and neurological—trying to get a man to function according to female standards is like trying to get a pig to fly. It's just not going to happen.
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Men are visually stimulated, which means if they are in a target-rich environment, they may well become aroused. This is not just a maturity issue; their brains are actually wired that way, which is very different from your own wiring. But this is not some involuntary reflex action over which he has no control. It is a choice.
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More Mountains

Mountains, whose eponymous first album was my #1 pick of 2005, is back with a follow-up. It's called Sewn, and it's available from their label's website (the duo comprise half of the label's staff). You could listen to the soundclip there (I haven't yet), or you could take my word for it and just buy the damn thing. Or come check out my copy in a week or two.
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We could make a soldier of him yet

R.I. School Essay Brings in Secret Service

WEST WARWICK, R.I.

The Secret Service is investigating a seventh-grader who wrote a school essay that authorities say advocated violence against President Bush, talk show host Oprah Winfrey and others.

The boy's homework assignment for English class was to write what he would do on a perfect day. In addition to the president and Winfrey, the boy wrote that violence should be directed at executives of Coca- Cola and Wal-Mart, police and school officials said.

"His perfect day would be to see the destruction of these people," Schools Superintendent David Raiche said.

I suspect that the Secret Service was concerned not so much by the violent imagery per se but rather by the boy's failure to include a naked human pyramid in the scenario. And I expect the government would concede the legitimacy of violence against Oprah in a ticking-time-bomb situation - involving, say, Dr. Phil's 500th appearance on the show.
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

RIP NJP

The avant-garde artist Nam June Paik died on Sunday. Most of what I know about him comes from his brief appearance in a college course I took on John Cage. He was really clever and creative and tended to infuse his work (near as I can tell on limited info) with a great sense of humor. I remember hearing in the Cage class that in a bit of performance art, Paik once wheeled a motorcyle onstage, started it, and walked off. Eventually the audience realized that if they stayed for the end of the "performance," they would die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Here's a colorful bit from the Times obituary:

In 1965 he made his New York debut at the New School for Social Research: Charlotte Moorman, a cellist who became his longtime collaborator, played his "Cello Sonata No. 1 for Adults Only," performing bared to the waist. A similar work performed in 1967 at the Filmmakers Cinematheque in Manhattan resulted in the brief arrest of Ms. Moorman and Mr. Paik. Mr. Paik retaliated with his iconic "TV Bra for Living Sculpture," two tiny television screens that covered Ms. Moorman's breasts.