Opinion of a U-Lock Justice

"The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun . . . An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park and it's not fun. So why not ride a bicycle? I recommend it."

If you, like I, have a shrine to Supreme Court Associate Justice Stephen Breyer in your living space, you might want to go ahead and add another candle. Make it a scented one: this man deserves it.