The world according to Shrub

Bush the anticapitalist - "I will work with Congress to ensure . . . that human life is never bought and sold as a commodity."

Bush the jokester - "Taking on gang life will be one part of a broader outreach to at-risk youth . . . [T]he leader of this nationwide effort will be our first lady, Laura Bush."

Bush the Mad Hatter - "The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else."

Now, which pill is it that makes him small again?