Never woulda happened in Perkasie

I just stood behind Guy Picciotto in line in the grocery store (diet of nothing, my ass). I didn't have to. Other lines may have been shorter (fortunately, I am a patient boy). But it had "anecdote" written all over it for my non-DC friends, and I guess I'm new enough to the city that these things still amuse me.

Have I told you about the green couch in my house? Oh, my...