The universal language of tight clothing

In a piece this morning on a hit pop song in Iraq, NPR mentioned young "Iraqi hipsters...packed into their Peugots with slicked-back hair and tight orange shirts."

Note to fans of Interpol, Modest Mouse, etc.: orange is the new black. And Peugots are the new... ok, to be honest, I have no idea what the Peugot could possibly be displacing at this point. Really, a travesty. This war was such a bad idea.